Things Men Think When Women Make Loud Noise During S€X

Men like it when women limb, scratch, bite, moan and groan during s€x. However most ladies get it twisted and over do it. It can be fun and a good morale booster for many men to hear the woman making sounds as he pounds away.

But, the thoughts are not always pleasant when the tone, loudness and style of the noise can affect the way it is perceived and appreciated.

Here are some of the things men think when you make loud noise while getting it:

1. I must be doing a great job.
2. We’re connected on a different level.
3. What if my neighbors hear us?
4. How would my neighbors look at me after this?
5. What if someone thinks I’m killing her and calls the police.
6. Can’t she just lower her voice a little?
7. I wish I had this recorded so that I can boast with it when I meet the guys.
8. Could she be faking it (when it gets too loud and prolonged).
9. Is she into me or into the s€x?

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I can't even tell you how much of a blow that was to me. I was absolutely gutted. I didn't even know whether to cry or beg him.

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I Found My Son Having S£X With My Wife... Man Cries!

Relationship and Family matter: Man needs help after finding his son cheating with his wife

Dear readers,

I'm a 48 year old man who is now very stressed. In my life I have married a total of three wives. I married the first one when I was 18 years old. We spent 3 years together without a child. I then decided to marry a second wife but my first wife fumed and we had a strong argument over the issue.
I had already found a girlfriend and a year later she fell pregnant. She eloped with me and this time my first wife had no option but to accommodate her. I'm very light in complexion and all my wives are not dark, but I got the shock of my life when this woman's baby came out to be a dark baby

I began suspecting that she had lied about the pregnancy. I secretly visited a popular “witch doctor” who told me that my second wife had cheated on me with her other boyfriend. The “witch doctor” said this boyfriend who was also a married man is the one who had impregnated her. The “witch doctor” told me to return to him with my wife if she would dispute having been impregnated by another man.
I was very angry and chucked my wife out of the house when I got home. My second wife then went to my relatives and pleaded with them to forgive her and also to ask them to soften my heart so that I would take her back into my house. After so much efforts from my family members, I eventually forgave her and gave her a second chance I was about 24 years old then.

She also failed to give birth to another child, so I married the third woman. This is the woman who then gave birth to a baby boy whom I gave my own name. I loved this child so much and even sent him to an expensive school because he was my only child.

In November this year, I nearly died when I caught my son having s3'x with my second wife. My son is turning 24 this year and my second wife is 35 years old. Am out of ideas and I don’t know what do next?

Please help me, what should I do to get over it? Should I just commit suicide and live them to enjoy life without my disturbances?

Lugha za Mwili katika Map3nzi!!!

Pengine hii inawahusu walio katika ndoa na ambao bado!Ni zipi hasa lugha za mwili katika map#nzi?! Hapa nnazungumizia ishara, milio au sauti fulani ambazo ukisikia au kuona kutoka kwa mwenza wako inakupasa uchukua hatua stahili kulingana na mzingira husika. Kwa wale ambao tupo katika ndoa naimani unanafasi nzuri ya kumsoma mwenza wako na kuweza kugundua anahitaji au anamaanisha nini akiwa hivyo.
Kuna baadhi ya wanawake huwa hawawezi kuwaambia waume zao kwamba wanawahitaji kimap#nzi, badala yake huweza kujitegesha au kujirahisi mbele zao, kwani wanajua kuwafanyia hivyo kutaamsha hamu kwa waume zao na hatimaye kuipata starehe hiyo pamoja. Mume yakupasa uwe unausoma mchezo mapema kwani si wanawake wote wataweza sema au kujitegesha na ndio maana tunasisitiza isipite wiki bila kupeana na mwenza wako.

Pia wanawake nawashauri wawe "wachokozi" kidogo maana kuna wanaume huwa hawaanzi mashambulizi mpaka washambuliwe, kama hali ipo hivyo basi mwanamke inabidi ndo ume mpangaji mashambulizi ya awali.

Mwisho niwaambie Mke na Mume, kama inavyowapasa kujua sehemu za mihemuko baina yenu, inawapasa pia muelewe lugha za miili yenu. Miili inaongea bwanaa!!!